Deputy Mayor of New York City Dan Doctoroff (who will almost certainly never use this toilet himself) today announced, with great fanfare, new public toilets to be installed in locations throughout the city. The idea of public restrooms is all good and well, and frankly it’s pretty embarrassing that this is being announced in 2008 and not, say, 1908. But no matter, when reading the description of the new toilets, there are just so many IMO terrible design choices that were made that I have to wonder if any kind of prototyping/usability testing was completed. I just can’t imagine these toilets being a success and these are some reasons why:
1 - They look like prison toilets
There is a very strong association between a stainless steel toilet attached to the wall with no seat and what you might find in a prison cell. In fact, when I first saw a picture of the toilet, I thought that it was a picture of exactly that. The idea of a prison toilet has a pretty negative association, as in “citizens of New York are so uncivilized and prone to destruction of property that we have to take the same approach to designing a toilet for them as we would for prison inmates.” Sad indeed.
2 - I would never sit on a public steel toilet without a seat (even if it supposedly had been cleaned)
The reason for this is not only about logic, but also that I would just find it weird. And wouldn’t the toilet also get very hot in the summertime and very cold in the wintertime? Why couldn’t they at least have a plastic top on the toilet that can’t be lifted?
3 - The door to the toilet remains open for 20 to 30 seconds after entering
Like the NYT article says, this will
possibly be the longest and most awkward 20 to 30 seconds of a person’s day. The door slips open like an elevator, but then it stays open, to accommodate those who need extra time getting in. Meanwhile, men and women in suits walk past. It is very difficult to look inconspicuous in a bathroom on a sidewalk in New York with the door open. There is just nothing to do but stand there. And the delay will not please those who are in distress.
So here I am, really needing to go. With most every other toilet I’ve ever encountered, I can close the door behind me as soon as I enter. But here I am supposed to just stand there looking stupid with people walking by? The fact that certain disabled individuals may need more time is all good and well, but they should be able to keep the door open rather than creating awkwardness and discomfort for everyone else. Truly moronic IMO.
4 - The door to the toilet opens automatically after 15 minutes
Interestingly, this second ‘feature’ is in complete contradiction to the door remaining open on entry. What if I am a disabled person who needs more time? I would be publicly humiliated. And, frankly, even if I technically would be able to finish my business in that amount of time, I just don’t like the idea of this time limit hanging over me. And this isn’t just about disabled people, what about older people who need more time? Or parents with their kids? Very very bad, IMO.
5 - The toilets are only open from 8am to 8pm
If these toilets supposedly are completely automated, why in the world can they not be available 24/7? After all, the time when I think a lot of people would want to use something like this is when everything else is closed.
6 - The toilet will use 14 gallons of water per use
This is according the NYT City Room Blog. Keeping in mind that the EPA’s recommendation of water use for a single flush is around 1.5 gallons, this is absolutely egregious. To be clear, the 14 gallons are used to hose down the toilet between each person who has used it. This kind of water waste is IMO just not environmentally ethical, and reason enough for me to avoid it.